the-watcher-in-the-sky:

Midnight

Viltisvm

fettuctini:

the classics you’ve come to know and love are Back ! fully remastered with stunning hd visual

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard:

Worm time!

pascal-0840:

I love grindr images like this, they’re so awesome sauced

heritageposts:

milf-adjacent:

ALT

the-lumpfish-king:

huffylemon:

r0zeclawz:

shit this edible aint-

r0zeclawz:

boughieandblessed:

this makes me want to cry. everything about this is difficult

noellevanious:

noellevanious:

maamlet:

noellevanious:

my penis is so fucking stupid the only way it feels anything now is if you play it like how a rhythm game pro plays their controller

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Use My Balls like Mr Kongs Fucking Bongos Post-Haste

And Yes You Have To Clap at points

necco-wafer-official:

found this going through my bookmarks

ALT

greatcheshire:

an-ambient-girl:

an-ambient-girl:

thinking about the 90’s hentai comic where the dude’s doorknob is a girl and she gets off whenever he puts the key in her

im doorknob

Something like this happens in Twin Peaks

sumetal:

Me: hi! Welcome to Lids, can I help you find anything?

Customer: yeah, I’m looking for a Yankees fitted. In all black.

My coworker Steven the wicked dark elf paladin: perhaps a blood-weeping crown of thorns would look good

pissvortex: