voidtwink:

i think about him every week

powerburial:

powerburial:

zoethebitch:

zoethebitch:

Thursday the 2

winter-thebearded:

Retirement parties in 2060

typhlonectes:

Leave Your Front and Back Doors WIDE Open All Night Day

via: Nicholas Conigliaro

udntnome:

fredersen:

fredersen:

jay eazy mega man going viral feels crazy to me because he’s from my area like i’ve been to the mall in that video more than once and my friend has actually met him. i’m 1 degree of separation from him

weirdalyoutubecomments:

today’s the day weird al ages 100 years all at once! happy birthday al!

barneycalhounofficial:

dailyskeletonreminders:

People really don’t know how hilarious the leaked half life 2 beta is. As it was never intended to be seen by the public it was totally ok to have stuff like this in the game.

i want a damn pepsi what the fuck is this bullshit!!!!!!!! fuck!!!!!!!!

cafeeconleche:

yepperoni:

there’s a DRMFTG hitbox available on etsy, but the store who sells it also sells these really highly detailed doll heads. and nothing else

unclefather:

official-penis-posts:

iiboharz:

spacesweepers:

rumman:

mutuals are people u wanna eat bread dipped in olive oil with

yeah okay thanks

Official Panis Post

precariouswizardry:

nohohankerotomania-deactivated2:

texting straight female friends: good morning beautiful☀️ where’s your gorgeous face ?! hope you had a wonderful sleep

texting lesbians: it’s throw bowling balls down the stairs day U better be game

texting male friends: gonna beat you to death with a pillowcase of hammers Wyd rn

everydaylouie:

yotsuba goes to the ranch